Countdown to the First iBooks Author Related Lawsuit

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you charge a fee for any book or other work you generate using this software (a “Work”), you may only sell or distribute such Work through Apple (e.g., through the iBookstore) and such distribution will be subject to a separate agreement with Apple.

via venomous porridge – The Unprecedented Audacity of the iBooks Author EULA.

Gentlemen, start your lawyers. Never seen anything like this before. I can understand the “if you profit from using this free tool, then you gotta pay for it” deal, but this is a little nutty. It’s only a matter of time before someone tries to test Apple on this by creating a book with Author and selling it outside iBooks. I wonder if they’ll blink.

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Calling It “OnLive” Is a Bit Optimistic

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Looks like they’re gonna need to order a few more blades…
I kid, I kid. I was able to log in and try it out. The verdict? Windows sucks on a tablet.

Imagine you’re using LogMeIn. Now add a slight, 500ms lag to every action you do. And imagine that the iPad’s keyboard has been swapped out by an abomination – a soft keyboard that looks kind of like a bitmap of a typewriter from the 50′s. With me so far? Now imagine someone uninstalled all of your apps except Office. That’s about it.

I’m a fan of both virtual desktops and Office on a tablet, so I’m impressed with what OnLive has done. There’s potential here, but I can’t imagine using this service over LogMeIn or just sticking with Office-knockoff apps already available on the iPad.

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Here’s to You: Paul Ceglia, Real American Hero

Ceglia has seen a string of legal teams abandon the case. A lawyer for Facebook told the Buffalo News that the company will try to get the case dismissed.

via Paul Ceglia Fined $5,000, Legal Fees, in Attempt at Facebook Billions – Liz Gannes – Social – AllThingsD.

Pour one out for this crackpot, my homies. For a brief moment, it looked like he had a real chance at drawing blood against that personal information harvester known as Facebook. But as it turns out, he was completely full of shit. Or mostly full of shit. Anyway, here’s to you Paul. At least you didn’t bilk out of hundreds of thousands of dollars like those Diaspora kids.

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Comcast makes streaming video expensive and complicated

To use AnyPlay, you must have Comcast’s Xfinity Triple Play service and be enrolled in the Xfinity Insider program. Comcast says you may also have to pay $10 for an AnyPlay self-installation kit, which includes the AnyPlay device that plugs into an Ethernet port of your wireless router.

via Comcast AnyPlay streams live TV to iPad | Macworld.

This was enough to bring me back from blogging retirement. Keep this in mind when reading the Comcast Anyplay FAQ – as of this moment I can watch CNN live on my phone, and I’m not even home. If I were, I could also watch it on my iPad or Apple TV. At no additional charge.

Or I could buy an expensive all-in-one package from Comcast, enroll in some “Insider” program, pay $10 for a mystery device to be mailed to me, hook said mystery device to my home network, and then watch live cable TV…as long as I’m connected to my own WiFi.

What a clusterfuck. Seriously Comcast, this is it? You all went into a room to discuss streaming strategy and sketched this user-hostile abomination on the white board??

PS: Goddamn I’m still floored. Seriously, an “Anyplay device”?

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No Apple, That’s Still Called Syncing

iCloud automatically downloads any new music purchase to all your devices over Wi-Fi — or over 3G if you choose. Which means you can buy a song from iTunes on your iPad at home, and find it waiting for you on your iPhone during your morning commute. All without having to sync

So you’re still making me download files? Is this a joke? Look Apple, where I come from the act of downloading matching files from 1 device to another is called SYNCING. It doesn’t matter if it’s via a cable or WiFi. iTunes in the Cloud still forces us to sync files to our devices.

Un Freaking Real. All that hype…for this.

All I want to do is listen to my music library on my iPhone without having to push gigabytes of data around. iTunes Match should just scan you drive and allow you to stream your damn library online. Maybe I need an Android phone for that.

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Say it Ain’t So, Steve

The iCloud is expected to offer users a means to store their iTunes-purchased music on the company’s servers and then access from Web-connected devices. Sources told CNET yesterday that streaming music won’t immediately be made available on Monday and that Apple has plans to someday store songs users obtained outside of iTunes.

Well that’s awesome. “Someday” I may be able to store the music I’ve purchased on CD and Amazon in the same place as music I purchased from iTunes. They’re all MP3+AAC files, but for some reason where I bought them makes a difference.

This report had better be incorrect, Apple. You’ve already bilked me out of hundreds of dollars to “upgrade” my iTunes library – yes, I actually paid YOU to strip YOUR shitty DRM from files I own. Now your long-awaited cloud solution is only going to work for ~40% of my music library. Brilliant.

Maybe I should have known there’s no way the labels would let iCloud be awesome. Not even the power of Apple can change that.

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A Future Where Google IS The Internet

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The URL is dying. People don’t type in www.facebook.com anymore. Some don’t even use bookmarks. They type “Facebook” into their Google search bar, and Google gives them a link to click.

So it’s no surprise that dev builds of Chrome have a “Compact” mode that hides the URL bar. This of course is exactly what Google wants. Every time you manually type in a URL, Google loses a monetization opportunity. Notice how in the Compact Mode the green “Search” box is NOT hidden? Yeah that’s not a coincidence.

These guys are good. Soon it will be virtually impossible to do anything on the internet that doesn’t drop cash or mine-able data into Google’s pocket. This creeps me out.

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Amadroid or Droidazon?

Whereas right now, it’s all Google/Android vs. Apple/iOS, what happens when it becomes Google/Android vs. Amazon/Android? It’s going to happen. It’s just a matter of “when”.

Imagine how cool an Amazon-branded device could be? Seamless integration with Amazon MP3, Video On Demand, Cloud Drive, Amazon App Store, and Kindle? That’s compelling.

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Another Place To Get The Same Crap

On the PC, it ties back to the recently expanded YouTube rental service with similar restrictions (30 days to watch, 24 hour window once you start watching) and pricing, and makes that per-movie VOD price a bit easier to swallow with its cross-platform support and we even spied a few HD selections for $4.99

Google’s movie service is good news for Android users. But it’s pretty much a subset of stuff available elsewhere. iTunes, Amazon and now YouTube offer pretty much the same crap. Why? Because the studios hold all the cards and control what can be watched and when.

Well, at least Ghostbusters is free on YouTube.

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Amazon Cloud Player – Strike One

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Did you know Amazon has a maximum number of browsers (8) you can use to access it’s Cloud Player? Browsers. So loading it up in Chrome, IE and Firefox because you like to jump from browser to browser during the day? You’ve got 5 left. And there’s no way for you to “unregister” browsers.

Oh and don’t even think about deleting cookies, because apparently that will re-count any browsers that open the site.

This is not acceptible.

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